Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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