The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
