google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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