last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the day after is always just damage control
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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