i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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