Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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