So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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