make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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