he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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