Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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