That's intense
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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