so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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