if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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