That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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