Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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