Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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