check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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