Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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