if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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