why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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