he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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