it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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