How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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