so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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