He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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