So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
In other news, I just burned my penis
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
