how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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