I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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