glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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