im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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