Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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