hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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