i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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