its not stalking. its research.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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