Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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