He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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