Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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