My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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