just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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