you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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