i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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