Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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