I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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