Plan B is the new Plan A
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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