Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you didnt know i had herpes?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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