we have pet lesbian snakes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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