The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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