i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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