That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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