ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I had to cum in my sink.
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