Small penises have feelings too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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