Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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