This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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