Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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