His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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